Bruno Mars is 5'5". He’s shorter than almost 90% of grown men. According to experts who reblog my posts and know everything about women’s height preferences, he’s guaranteed to die alone. So, if I Google search “Bruno Mars girlfriend”, I know I’ll find only complaints from him about women not liking short men.
Wow. Apparently, he has a girlfriend. He’s been with Jessica Caban for 14 years. She’s only an inch shorter than him.
Daniel Radcliffe is also 5'5". Maybe Bruno Mars is just a lucky exception. I’m sure Daniel Radcliffe is hopelessly single, right? Nope, he’s been with Erin Darke for 13 years, and she’s taller than him.
It’s a mystery. How are so many short men able to overcome the impossible odds?
Well, that’s just two men. Maybe they’re both just exceptions. If I Google search “short male celebrities”, I’m sure most of them would be hopelessly single.
What about this one, Michael Fox? He’s even shorter. He’s 5'4". There’s no way in hell that any woman would want him when there are taller men everywhere. I’m absolutely certain that he’s hopelessly single. Oops, he isn’t. He’s been married to Tracy Pollan for 37 years. She’s taller than him.
This one’s definitely single. Peter Dinklage is 4'5". You thought those other men were short? He’s a whole foot shorter. It’s so sad to think of how pitiful his life must be with no chance of a woman ever wanting him. If I do a Google search for him, I can say with absolute certainty that the first thing I’ll find is his involvement on incel forums. Oh, look, it’s the “Quick Facts” section. Wait, does that say “spouse”? Who is this Erica Schmidt who he’s married to? Hold on, she’s 5'6"? She’s over a foot taller than him! What’s going on here? I thought women were hardwired to reject short men on sight!
I’m sure the experts will have some kind of explanation.
here’s the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of “vpn review” sites too
In case anyone can’t read the article for whatever reasons, the VPNs acquired are:
ExpressVPN
Private Internet Access
Zenmate
CyberGhost
And the VPN review sites they purchased are:
vpnMentor
Wizcase
So if you use any of those, time to look for other options.
Absolutely fucking maddening seeing reporters from Gaza share pictures of malnourished dying children and having to add “no prior medical complications” to the caption, in hopes that it won’t be dismissed this time. Fuck this garbage world that dehumanised Palestinians so much to the point that they have to rationalise their literal genocide to the depraved onlookers.
The fact that up to this point Zionists have attempted to shield themselves behind “we’re not starving children actually, we’re starving sick children specifically” is a whole other level of incomprehensible evil on its own.
Of course. If the robots overheat and die, replacing the robots costs extra money. But if the humans overheat and die, replacing the humans doesn’t cost extra money.
we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.
like if a fetus isnt a person it has no right to my body and if a fetus IS a peson it also has no right to my body because there is no other context in which we are required to put ourselves at risk of physical harm to preserve another persons safety or even life.
you dont have to save someone from drowning even if youre a strong swimmer. even in death youre not required to donate organs and that could save several people. you can kill someone if you truly believe your safety is at risk. we dont mandate preservation of life over autonomy in any of these circumstances.
